ellydash: (mercedes being adorable)
Title: Mama Said Knock You Out
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ellydash  
Pairing/Characters: Terri Schuester/Sue Sylvester, Howard Bamboo, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Kendra Giardi, Will Schuester
Rating: R
Word count:
8,014
Spoilers: Through 2x20 (Prom Queen)
Warnings: Ableist language
Note: Well, this happened, and I’m not quite sure how. Post-Prom Queen AU. Light on plot, heavy on ridiculous. Alternate title: “How Sue Sylvester Got Her Groove Back.”

Summary: The secret Terri’s hiding might just be exactly what Sue needs to regain the upper hand over Will.


Much like one Abraham Lincoln, I’m an emancipator, liberating civilization from the shackles of Will Schuester’s existence. )
ellydash: (sue + trophy = forever OTP)
Title: Kick, Push
Author[livejournal.com profile] ellydash 
Pairing: Will Schuester/Sue Sylvester
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 7,919
Warnings: Hate sex, masochism
Spoilers: 2x11 (The Sue Sylvester Bowl Shuffle) and 2x12 (Silly Love Songs); references to 1x21 (Funk)
Note: Takes place during the events of 2x12.

Summary: In the aftermath of her humiliating loss, Will attempts to lift Sue’s spirits on Valentine’s Day. As usual, he has no idea what she really wants.


Poetic license is a weakness, Will, generally embraced by those who lack the ability to communicate clearly. )
ellydash: (OTP)
Title: Power Switch
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ellydash 
Pairing: Will Schuester/Sue Sylvester
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slight dub-con, rough sex, references to pegging
Word count: 9,458 total
Spoilers: None
Note: This story is a follow-up to Sacrilege (but works as a standalone, so it’s fine if you haven’t read the other one first). Posted in two parts due to length.

Summary: Sue and the Cheerios receive second place at Nationals, catalyzing a (literal) explosion that results in Sue teaching a U.S. history class, with a newly promoted Will supervising. Sue’s not happy. Will’s out of his depth.

Part One

You think you can make Sue Sylvester beg? That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve heard since John Boehner’s last press conference. )
ellydash: (sue <3)
Title: Power Switch 
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ellydash 
Pairing: Will Schuester/Sue Sylvester
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slight dub-con, rough sex, references to pegging
Word count: 9,458 total
Spoilers: None
Note: This story is a follow-up to Sacrilege (but works as a standalone, so it’s fine if you haven’t read the other one first). Posted in two parts due to length.

Summary: Sue and the Cheerios receive second place at Nationals, catalyzing a (literal) explosion that results in Sue teaching a U.S. history class, with a newly promoted Will supervising. Sue’s not happy. Will’s out of his depth.


Will knows the pattern of her armor better than anyone else, knows where the rivets and seams of it fit together. He’s learning how to dip underneath and find her skin, even if he doesn’t stay below for very long.  )
ellydash: (better than all of you combined)
Title: Sacrilege
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ellydash 
Pairing: Will Schuester/Sue Sylvester
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Hate sex. References to pegging.
Word Count: 8,474
Spoilers: Minor ones for 2x10 (A Very Glee Christmas) and 1x21 (Funk).
Note: No, really, these two deserve one another belong together. Let me convince you.

Summary: Will shaves his head, gets drunk with Sue on a Friday night and makes an impulsive decision. It’s what happens next, though, that he really needs to worry about.

Featuring appearances by Will’s concerned BFF Shannon Beiste, a bottle of Johnnie Walker, fruitcake, verbal banter, Sue’s $1600 coffee maker and the Cleveland Browns (although not all at once).


I hate everything you stand for. I hate that each morning, despite what the mirror so clearly tells you before you leave the house, you decide that you look fit for public viewing. I hate your teeth. )
ellydash: (Default)
Title: Let Nothing You Dismay (5/5) 
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ellydash  
Characters: Sue Sylvester, Terri Schuester, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, Will Schuester, Jean Sylvester, Brittany Pierce, Artie Abrams, Tina Cohen-Chang, Noah Puckerman, Burt Hummel, Carole Hudson. With special guest appearances by Olivia Newton-John and Josh Groban.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings for this chapter: None
Word Count: 2,826/15,587 for the whole series (whew!)
Spoilers: References to events in Furt (2x08)
Note: It’s the end of the road! Thanks again to everyone who’s read/commented. I swear, the quality of feedback you guys have given me is just amazing; you’re all wonderful. 


Summary:
Three spirits take Sue Sylvester to visit Christmases past, present and future. A Glee-flavored retelling of Charles Dickens's "A Christmas Carol."

Sue’s pretty sure she’s supposed to say something nice at this point, like 'Thanks for having me,' or 'What a lovely house this is,' but pleasantries are as foreign to her as failure, and so she tells Burt Hummel that she’s prepared a list of Christmas elf nicknames for his son. )
ellydash: (Default)
Title: Let Nothing You Dismay (4/5)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ellydash 
Characters: Sue Sylvester, Terri Schuester, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, Will Schuester, Jean Sylvester, Brittany Pierce, Artie Abrams, Tina Cohen-Chang, Noah Puckerman
Rating: PG-13
Warnings for this chapter: None
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 2,679
Note: Almost at the end! Thank you so much to everyone who's read and commented so far - I appreciate your feedback more than I can say. 

Summary: Three spirits take Sue Sylvester to visit Christmases past, present and future. A Glee-flavored retelling of Charles Dickens's "A Christmas Carol."


Once Figgins officially declared the club dead, she hired the Lima Chorale to stand outside my office and sing the Hallelujah Chorus. I’m not sure she really appreciated the irony. )
ellydash: (Default)
Title: Let Nothing You Dismay (3/5)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ellydash 
Characters: Sue Sylvester, Terri Schuester, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, Will Schuester, Jean Sylvester, Brittany Pierce, Artie Abrams, Tina Cohen-Chang, Noah Puckerman
Rating: PG-13
Warnings for this chapter: None
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 3,191
Note: Third of five chapters.

Summary: Three spirits take Sue Sylvester to visit Christmases past, present and future. A Glee-flavored retelling of Charles Dickens's "A Christmas Carol."

Sue Sylvester has has a motto: be prepared. Someday she plans to get it stitched on a sampler. This sampler will also feature an embroidered rendering of her face. )
ellydash: (Default)
Title: Let Nothing You Dismay (2/5)
Author: Ellydash
Characters: Sue Sylvester, Terri Schuester, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, Will Schuester, Jean Sylvester
Rating: PG-13
Warnings for this chapter: Homophobia and ableism.
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 3,190
Note: Second of five chapters.

Summary: Three spirits take Sue Sylvester to visit Christmases past, present and future. A Glee-flavored retelling of Charles Dickens's "A Christmas Carol."

Is breaking into people’s houses in the middle of the night some new gay trend? Do I need to invest in some kind of gay alarm system that blasts the Village People and ejects tiny rainbow flags when it senses your presence? )
ellydash: (Default)
Title: Let Nothing You Dismay (1/5)
Author: Ellydash
Characters: Sue Sylvester, Terri Schuester, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, Will Schuester
Rating: PG-13
Warning: References to suicide; violent images.
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 3,612
Note: First of five chapters. I may have gotten a little carried away with this idea.

Summary: Three spirits take Sue Sylvester to visit Christmases past, present and future. A Glee-flavored retelling of Charles Dickens's "A Christmas Carol."

Berry, as famed 19th century sociopath George Hearst once said, during his first speech as the Prime Minister of South Dakota: haters gonna hate. )

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