ellydash: (puck's all up in that)
Title: Dazed and Confused
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ellydash 
Pairing/Characters: Noah Puckerman/Sam Evans, Will Schuester
Rating: R
Word count: 3,455
Spoilers: 2x14 (Blame it on the Alcohol)
Warnings: Drug use; Will’s complete lack of boundaries
Note: This is a whole lot of silly.

Summary: Puck and Sam get stoned. They make some kickass decisions.


Yeah, the original Star Wars is pretty good and all, but mostly because Princess Leia obviously isn’t wearing a bra and then things explode, not because of some robot. )
ellydash: (sue + trophy = forever OTP)
Title: Kick, Push
Author[livejournal.com profile] ellydash 
Pairing: Will Schuester/Sue Sylvester
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 7,919
Warnings: Hate sex, masochism
Spoilers: 2x11 (The Sue Sylvester Bowl Shuffle) and 2x12 (Silly Love Songs); references to 1x21 (Funk)
Note: Takes place during the events of 2x12.

Summary: In the aftermath of her humiliating loss, Will attempts to lift Sue’s spirits on Valentine’s Day. As usual, he has no idea what she really wants.


Poetic license is a weakness, Will, generally embraced by those who lack the ability to communicate clearly. )
ellydash: (rachel is intense)
Title: Loving Me is Easy ‘Cause I’m Beautiful
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ellydash 
Pairings: Kurt Hummel/Rachel Berry; implied Kurt/Blaine, Rachel/Finn
Rating: R
Word count: 4,454
Spoilers: Through 2x10 (A Very Glee Christmas).
Warnings: None
Note: Written as a pinch hit for [livejournal.com profile] signe_chan in the [livejournal.com profile] glee_rare_pairs exchange.


Summary: Rachel, happy for any excuse to polish her dramatic skills, pretends to be Blaine so that Kurt can practice telling Blaine how he feels. Things get out of control very quickly.


I bet someone told Barbra Streisand to adjust her expectations once. And you know what? I bet that someone is regretting how unsupportive he was. )
ellydash: (oh emma)
Title: Shy Beneath the Cloth
Author:[livejournal.com profile] ellydash 
Pairing/Characters: Emma Pillsbury/Sam Evans, Emma Pillsbury/Carl Howell, Finn Hudson, Will Schuester, Sue Sylvester
Rating: R
Word Count: 9,406 total
Spoilers: Takes place between 2x05 (Rocky Horror Glee Show) and 2x09 (Special Education).
Warnings: Teacher/student, references to disordered eating and body dysmorphia
Note: The rarest of pairs. Written for a prompt at [livejournal.com profile] glee_kink_meme that grabbed onto me and wouldn’t let go.

Summary:
Emma’s spent the first thirty years of her life following a doctrine of denial. It keeps her safe.

Part One


I messed it up. Why’d I have to mess it up? Why do I always mess everything up? )
ellydash: (oh emma)
Title: Shy Beneath the Cloth
Author:[livejournal.com profile] ellydash 
Pairing/Characters: Emma Pillsbury/Sam Evans, Emma Pillsbury/Carl Howell, Finn Hudson, Will Schuester, Sue Sylvester
Rating: R
Word Count: 9,406 total
Spoilers: Takes place between 2x05 (Rocky Horror Glee Show) and 2x09 (Special Education).
Warnings: Teacher/student, references to disordered eating and body dysmorphia
Note: The rarest pair. Written for a prompt at [livejournal.com profile] glee_kink_meme that grabbed onto me and wouldn’t let go.

Summary:
Emma’s spent the first thirty years of her life following a doctrine of denial. It keeps her safe.


Each morning, as she rearranges the pictures and papers and pens on her desk just so, to make sure they’re appropriately aligned before the school day begins, she tells herself that she is a good guidance counselor. )


Part Two
ellydash: (schorever walone)
Title: Through the Line
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ellydash 
Pairing: Will Schuester/Rachel Berry
Rating: NC-17 (boy, is it ever)
Word count: 3,623
Warnings: Teacher/student
Spoilers: 2x09 and 2x10
Note: Well, I wasn't planning on writing this pairing again for a while, but I can't resist a good prompt. From the [livejournal.com profile] glee_kink_meme: Rachel calls Will one night when he's drunk. In his inebriated state, he proceeds to have dirty, dirty phone sex with her.

Summary: Poor decision making is Will's specialty, especially after a few drinks. Tonight, Rachel's along for the ride. 


I'm touching your hair, and it's fine, it's perfectly appropriate, and then you put your hand on my leg. )
ellydash: (rachel & will are inappropriate people)
Title: Together Sounds Nice When You’re Alone
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ellydash  
Pairing: Will Schuester/Rachel Berry
Rating: R
Word count: 3,287
Spoilers: Very minor ones for 2x09 (Special Education)
Warnings: Teacher/student
Note: Written for the [livejournal.com profile] glee_rare_pairs exchange for [livejournal.com profile] milk_and_glass

Summary: They deserve to feel good.

Her infatuation, still lightly persistent even after she’d realized its futility, had cracked a little with each new piece of evidence that Mr. Schue was the kind of person who didn’t know how to get what he needed. )
ellydash: (OTP)
Title: Power Switch
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ellydash 
Pairing: Will Schuester/Sue Sylvester
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slight dub-con, rough sex, references to pegging
Word count: 9,458 total
Spoilers: None
Note: This story is a follow-up to Sacrilege (but works as a standalone, so it’s fine if you haven’t read the other one first). Posted in two parts due to length.

Summary: Sue and the Cheerios receive second place at Nationals, catalyzing a (literal) explosion that results in Sue teaching a U.S. history class, with a newly promoted Will supervising. Sue’s not happy. Will’s out of his depth.

Part One

You think you can make Sue Sylvester beg? That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve heard since John Boehner’s last press conference. )
ellydash: (sue <3)
Title: Power Switch 
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ellydash 
Pairing: Will Schuester/Sue Sylvester
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slight dub-con, rough sex, references to pegging
Word count: 9,458 total
Spoilers: None
Note: This story is a follow-up to Sacrilege (but works as a standalone, so it’s fine if you haven’t read the other one first). Posted in two parts due to length.

Summary: Sue and the Cheerios receive second place at Nationals, catalyzing a (literal) explosion that results in Sue teaching a U.S. history class, with a newly promoted Will supervising. Sue’s not happy. Will’s out of his depth.


Will knows the pattern of her armor better than anyone else, knows where the rivets and seams of it fit together. He’s learning how to dip underneath and find her skin, even if he doesn’t stay below for very long.  )
ellydash: (nayamazing)
Title: we had a sex party but nobody came
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ellydash 
Pairings: Puck/Lauren, Brittany/Santana, Finn/Kurt, Sam/Quinn
Rating: R
Word count: 3,806
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Nothing major, but you’ll probably be confused by the first pairing unless you’ve seen 2x09 (Special Education).

Summary: Based on a prompt from the [livejournal.com profile] glee_kink_meme: A compilation of times where the gleeks fail at sex and come away from it with a very embarrassing and painful story to tell.


Henry Higgins is a perfectly acceptable pseudonym, Finn. )
ellydash: (better than all of you combined)
Title: Sacrilege
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ellydash 
Pairing: Will Schuester/Sue Sylvester
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Hate sex. References to pegging.
Word Count: 8,474
Spoilers: Minor ones for 2x10 (A Very Glee Christmas) and 1x21 (Funk).
Note: No, really, these two deserve one another belong together. Let me convince you.

Summary: Will shaves his head, gets drunk with Sue on a Friday night and makes an impulsive decision. It’s what happens next, though, that he really needs to worry about.

Featuring appearances by Will’s concerned BFF Shannon Beiste, a bottle of Johnnie Walker, fruitcake, verbal banter, Sue’s $1600 coffee maker and the Cleveland Browns (although not all at once).


I hate everything you stand for. I hate that each morning, despite what the mirror so clearly tells you before you leave the house, you decide that you look fit for public viewing. I hate your teeth. )
ellydash: (Default)
Title: Let Nothing You Dismay (5/5) 
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ellydash  
Characters: Sue Sylvester, Terri Schuester, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, Will Schuester, Jean Sylvester, Brittany Pierce, Artie Abrams, Tina Cohen-Chang, Noah Puckerman, Burt Hummel, Carole Hudson. With special guest appearances by Olivia Newton-John and Josh Groban.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings for this chapter: None
Word Count: 2,826/15,587 for the whole series (whew!)
Spoilers: References to events in Furt (2x08)
Note: It’s the end of the road! Thanks again to everyone who’s read/commented. I swear, the quality of feedback you guys have given me is just amazing; you’re all wonderful. 


Summary:
Three spirits take Sue Sylvester to visit Christmases past, present and future. A Glee-flavored retelling of Charles Dickens's "A Christmas Carol."

Sue’s pretty sure she’s supposed to say something nice at this point, like 'Thanks for having me,' or 'What a lovely house this is,' but pleasantries are as foreign to her as failure, and so she tells Burt Hummel that she’s prepared a list of Christmas elf nicknames for his son. )
ellydash: (Default)
Title: with ash in your mouth, you ask for rain
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ellydash 
Characters/Pairing: Mike Chang/Will Schuester, Terri Schuester
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit teacher/student (dream) sex, light d/s
Spoilers: The Substitute (2x07). Set during the episode.
Word count: 2,137
Note: I wasn’t planning on working on anything else until I’d finished my multi-chapter in-progress fic, but I saw this prompt and couldn’t help myself, so I wrote a palate cleanser. Also, this turned out a lot darker than I’d planned, but then again, I think Will's a pretty dark character in some ways.

Summary:
From a prompt on the [livejournal.com profile] glee_kink_meme: When Will was sick he had more than one dream about Mike. And in some of them, they were doing a hell of a lot more than dancing.

You know, Mr. Schue, ballroom dancing isn’t really my thing. You should let me do what I’m good at. )
ellydash: (Default)
Title: Let Nothing You Dismay (4/5)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ellydash 
Characters: Sue Sylvester, Terri Schuester, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, Will Schuester, Jean Sylvester, Brittany Pierce, Artie Abrams, Tina Cohen-Chang, Noah Puckerman
Rating: PG-13
Warnings for this chapter: None
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 2,679
Note: Almost at the end! Thank you so much to everyone who's read and commented so far - I appreciate your feedback more than I can say. 

Summary: Three spirits take Sue Sylvester to visit Christmases past, present and future. A Glee-flavored retelling of Charles Dickens's "A Christmas Carol."


Once Figgins officially declared the club dead, she hired the Lima Chorale to stand outside my office and sing the Hallelujah Chorus. I’m not sure she really appreciated the irony. )
ellydash: (Default)
Title: Let Nothing You Dismay (3/5)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ellydash 
Characters: Sue Sylvester, Terri Schuester, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, Will Schuester, Jean Sylvester, Brittany Pierce, Artie Abrams, Tina Cohen-Chang, Noah Puckerman
Rating: PG-13
Warnings for this chapter: None
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 3,191
Note: Third of five chapters.

Summary: Three spirits take Sue Sylvester to visit Christmases past, present and future. A Glee-flavored retelling of Charles Dickens's "A Christmas Carol."

Sue Sylvester has has a motto: be prepared. Someday she plans to get it stitched on a sampler. This sampler will also feature an embroidered rendering of her face. )
ellydash: (Default)
Title: Let Nothing You Dismay (2/5)
Author: Ellydash
Characters: Sue Sylvester, Terri Schuester, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, Will Schuester, Jean Sylvester
Rating: PG-13
Warnings for this chapter: Homophobia and ableism.
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 3,190
Note: Second of five chapters.

Summary: Three spirits take Sue Sylvester to visit Christmases past, present and future. A Glee-flavored retelling of Charles Dickens's "A Christmas Carol."

Is breaking into people’s houses in the middle of the night some new gay trend? Do I need to invest in some kind of gay alarm system that blasts the Village People and ejects tiny rainbow flags when it senses your presence? )
ellydash: (Default)
Title: Let Nothing You Dismay (1/5)
Author: Ellydash
Characters: Sue Sylvester, Terri Schuester, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, Will Schuester
Rating: PG-13
Warning: References to suicide; violent images.
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 3,612
Note: First of five chapters. I may have gotten a little carried away with this idea.

Summary: Three spirits take Sue Sylvester to visit Christmases past, present and future. A Glee-flavored retelling of Charles Dickens's "A Christmas Carol."

Berry, as famed 19th century sociopath George Hearst once said, during his first speech as the Prime Minister of South Dakota: haters gonna hate. )
ellydash: (Default)
Title: The Change Has Come (She's Under My Thumb)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ellydash 
Pairing, Character(s): Sue Sylvester/Shannon Beiste, Emma Pillsbury
Rating: R
Word Count: 1208
Spoilers: Post-“Audition.”
Summary: Written for a prompt at glee_kink_meme: Coach Beiste eating Sue out under her desk, all while Sue's trying to hold a normal conversation with someone.
Notes: I’m kind of terrified and intimidated by this pairing, mostly because they could beat me up (and then take over the world). All blame goes to [livejournal.com profile] lezi for providing such an insidiously detailed prompt. Title, of course, taken from the Rolling Stones.

The thing is, Sue Sylvester is a genius, in a way Mensa will not acknowledge (even after several threats and a late-night bomb scare). )
ellydash: (Default)
Title:  The Height of Improbability
Author: Ellydash
Pairing, Character(s): Sue/Emma, Will/Emma, Brittany/Santana; with special guest appearance by Kurt
Rating: R
Word Count: 4,007
Spoilers: Post-episode AU for Bad Reputation
Summary: "Here's what I'm proposing: I'll be your weapon. Your righteous, fabulous, and fierce weapon against a pasty, sad and follically-impaired target." Sue and Emma join forces against Will.

“Get back to practice, Nathan Lane,” Sue hollers, “or I will PERSONALLY call all two of the stores in Lima that carry designer brands and tell them you’ve switched your allegiance to the softlines section of J. C. Penney’s. GET OUT.” )

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